We’re into week two of the legislative session and nothing has emerged from lawmakers on how to address the one-point-six billion dollar budget deficit. A key bill to remove the inventory tax credit was shelved, because there’s not enough votes to get it passed out of committee….
CUT 6 (08) “square one”
That’s la-politics-dot-com publisher Jeremy Alford.

A reward of 14 thousand dollars is being offered for information about those responsible for the gruesome beheading of a goat, that was recorded with a cell phone. It showed the culprits standing in a circle around a plastic swimming pool with a string tied around the goat’s neck before one of them beheads the animal…:
cut 10 (10) “very horrific”
That’s Louisiana SPCA spokesman Destinie Hammond.
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Blue Bell has issued a recall of all their frozen products on store shelves, stemming from continued threats of a Lysteria bacteria that has resulted in 10 people becoming sick. Louisiana State Epidemiologist Dr. Raoult Ratard (rah-OOLT Ray tard) says listeria causes infections that start with high fever, and if you think Blue Bell ice cream has made you sick, seek medical attention right away…:
CUT 14 (10) Q: ‘get sick’
No Louisiana cases have been reported; at least so far.

A teacher from Christian Life Academy in Baton Rouge has been arrested and charged with having an alleged sexual relationship with a 15 year-old boy in 2013. East Baton Rouge Sheriff’s Detectives arrested 27 year-old Amber Anderson and charged her with Felony Carnal Knowledge Of A Juvenile. The victim told detectives the two of them also exchanged sexually explicit text messages.